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Showing posts with label idiot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiot. Show all posts

Wednesday, 9 April 2008

Freakin' Brothers

I hope they use condoms.



This is a clip from Viva Variety which was a fake variety show featuring various skits mainly performed by ex-The State members. The announcer guy is Tom Lennon who's now on Reno 911. So yeah, it's a joke, they weren't really playing with their penises...

Tuesday, 8 April 2008

Britain's Got Gas

Talented guy in Britain Got Talent (fake) :)

Monday, 7 April 2008

They're Taking The Hobbits To Isengard

Erwin Beekveld found Internet-Fame after making a hilarious videoclip with scenes from “Lord of the Rings” and accompanying music. The music is a sort of dance/house music with samples from the same movie. (Most notably the sentence “They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard”, ofcourse.) After releasing the video it quickly became populair troughout the world, and mp3’s with the song soon followed.

Friday, 4 April 2008

The dirty moutain-folksongs trio

According to Yahoo china, the band is known as 山歌三人 which means "The dirty moutain-folksongs trio"...



"Shouting at you not be crazy, but you wanna be crazy. The pants is crazy till there're lotsa holes. I say help you to mend it. You purposely want to keep it so that wind can pass through.

Just follow me when I ask you to follow. So you follow me to the hotel. There's a bed situated upstairs. Drilling into the blanket doing dragon light."



Yohaha!

Tuesday, 11 March 2008

Giga stars

Hyper talanted musicians...



Here's Mr. Herman's audition that made him qualify for that event. Madonna's song!



Mark sings Wes - Alane:



Translation of the dutch part: Thanks to EnigmaDrath!

First of all, he (Mark) was singing (what was according to him) an African song.
*sing song and does silly dance and cracks judges up*
Henk-Jan (HJ): Do you speak any African?
Mark: No, only this.
HJ: But you have no idea what you're singing about?
Mark: No. My parents are Dutch and we aren't negros (translates directly to "negers" in Dutch means the same, but isn't considered (that) offensive)

HJ (echoing the other judges' reactions): Really? I would never have guessed that (you aren't black) looking at you. And, if I may ask, what's wrong with your eyes?
Mark: Oh, I thought, you know, "dress to impress". Wear cool sunglasses. My mom (judge interrupts because he didn't hear him the first time; he used slang) said that I should wear an entire African outfit and rub myself brown (to resemble a black person, which would have made for even MORE comedy) but yeah.

HJ: Well, you have amused us tremendously, but you won't get any farther than this. Can I see your eyes, just once?
Mark shows eyes
There's some controversy that the woman judge says, upon seeing his eyes, "Nou ja, mongool" ("Yeah, well, Mongol"; Mongool is derogatory Dutch for a mentally retarded person), but she actually says "Nou ja, mag ook" ("Yeah, well, can too", or "It's permissible")

Bennie sings Bon Jovi - I'll be there for you:



Weird people at auditions of idols:



Good work :)

Monday, 10 March 2008

Macarron Chacarron

Good melody, great lyrics!



"...ooohuuu yehaaa ... sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon
Chacarron, Chacaron, Chacarron, Chacarron, ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus, alsualsualualauusualulus

refrain:
Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron Chacarron, n', aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron

ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus
ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus..."

Macarron Chacarron (usually shortened to Chacarron) is a hit pseudo-Spanish-language song. The song is by two artists - Rodney Clark, known as "El Chombo" (The self titled ‘Godfather of the Reggaeton sound, best known for Lorna's 2003 worldwide hit "Papi Chulo") and Andy De La Cruz (also known as Andy Val Gourmet), both artists from Panama. The song has gained popularity on the Internet because of its nonsense lyrics (which despite sounding vaguely Spanish, are nothing but gibberish) and odd music video, with an excerpt featured on many sites. Andy’s mumbled vocals were originally laid down as a rough skit with a view to writing "proper" lyrics later but because many loved what he had recorded, they decided to keep the original version.

Since then many internet sites have juxtaposed the song with humorous videos of various figures and characters, such as Batman or Shrek. The most famous usage of the Macarron Chacarron audio track is called "Ualuealuealeuale", an onomatopoeia of the gibberish hook, and features various clips of Batman dancing and fighting.


Wednesday, 6 February 2008

Jozin z Bazin

Cool song with an interesting fart instrument and idiot dance. Bravo!